This recipe is a Work In Progress.

It might be amazing, but its creator doesn't think it's finished yet.

WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. I revisited this bullshit after over a year of not mixing it due to not having the needed flavours. Well I finally restocked and picked up a few new ideas for Drunken Pears Revisited. I was super worried that maybe the original wasn't going to be as good as I remember simply because I came up with this recipe when I had very little idea of what the fuck I was doing with my mixes. However, that first vape on this recipe was a reminder why I loved this shit so fucking much back in the day. It's tart, bright, and full of flavour on the inhale, but that back end has all the boozy throat hit, creamy bakery notes, and dark sugar that you're looking for. So lets dive into what I changed, because there's quite a bit.

Back when I first came up with this idea, I felt like I needed so much to make it work. There was Torrone, Joy, Vanilla Swirl, vanilla bourbon, FA Fuji, and two different whiskey flavours. It was a fucking mess. Shit that so obviously doesn't need to be in there. So I pulled out all of that shit and focused on amplifying the base flavours and letting things play off of each other. The removal of FA Fuji allowed me to focus more on refining the pear without the crutch that is Fuji. Adding in just a touch of TPA Pear gave so much more authenticity to the fruit, as TPA's pear option has a lot more of that earthy and sort of browned pear note, while FA Pear adds that brightness and tart flavour. Adding in HS French Vanilla Ice Cream was the best fucking decision I could have made. This allowed me to remove the Vanilla Swirl, while still adding SO much more flavour to the TFA VBIC. Honestly, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking by adding Torrone and Joy in the first iterations, because those flavours just do not work in this recipe, whereas CAP CDS, on it's own, does everything I need. Finally, the TPA Toasted Marshmallow and Brown Sugar to add that baked note. These two just work together so beautifully here.

Great as a shake and vape, but give it a week or so and the pears will calm down, the ice cream will get super fucking dense, the bourbon flavour will shine a bit more, and those bakery notes will flesh out so much better.

This recipe has always been my signature recipe, I feel. Every mixer seems to have one. And this new, revisited version just reiterates why I loved it so much in the beginning. Except now, I came at it with over a year of added knowledge about flavours and mixing, and now it's better than I could have ever imagined. Big shouts to Vurve for constantly suggesting I pick up HS FVIC, and huge ups to Rageisalotofwork for giving me the idea to add TPA Toasted Marshmallow to accentuate the brown sugar notes.

Mix this shit, yo.

Created: February 16, 2017 (over 4 years ago)

% Vendor Flavor
(TPA) Brown Sugar
(CAP) Cinnamon Danish Swirl
(HS) French Vanilla Icecream
(TPA) Kentucky Bourbon
(FA) Meringue
(FA) Pear
(TPA) Pear
(TPA) Toasted Marshmallow
(TPA) Vanilla Bean Ice Cream
Total flavoring: 12.25% Steep Days: 7 (SNV) Best VG: 65% Temperature: 0
This recipe is the property of matthewkocanda and released under the CC Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 license. You may not copy, derive or commercialize this recipe without following the terms of this license or the explicit permission of the creator.
User: MarsRetrograde Score: 5 Entered: 5 months ago
Holy shit fire! Stumbled upon this recipe by mistake, so fucking glad I mixed it, if anyone remembers the company "must vape" they had a flavor called pencil, and I fucking loved it, but they are no more. This is pencil times a thousand, I'll admit I was a bit leary with how much bourbon was in here, but worries aside I mixed. Mind you only a half hour into my heated magnetic stirrer I gave it a toot, and then created an account on here just to review. I can't believe this recipe isn't in the top 10, perfectly balanced, rich warm, creamy, delicious. Abso-fuckin-lute perfection. I can't imagine what it'll be in the recommended 7 day steep time. Fuckin brilliant man, fucking brilliant.
User: beeker Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
This stuff is FIRE. Creamy, boozy, dripping with sugary cinnamon goodness. Mix it now, thank me later.
User: NickG Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
This shit is a straight up miracle and I think anyone who tries it will likely pick up a little something different. To me it taste like the gooey center of a fresh baked coffee cake, that CDS with the brown sugar taste soooo good and the way the booze comes in, then the pear with those waves of creamy sugary ice cream ahhhh. One of the few vapes I've tried that gave me one of those Eureka moments, where of all the different not so good recipes I tried searching for something I love, I finally found another. I straight up love this man. Thank you !
User: vix Score: 5 Entered: almost 3 years ago
I mix this recipe up every holiday season. I look forward to it every year as part of my rotation. I love these boozy pears. Thank you.
User: phried Score: 5 Entered: about 3 years ago
Didn't think I'd enjoy vaping on boozy pears, but damn was I wrong. Give this a go if you have the ingredients, it's a good one for people looking for a different fruity recipe. Great one to have in your rotation for sure.
User: kitu5 Score: 5 Entered: about 3 years ago
Damn, son. This is the most adult pear I've ever had. First one I've enjoyed too. The fruit is absolutely vibrant, which is odd to me for pears. I usually get a bland if overly sweet squishy apple texture on my tongue with the fruit and the scent. Not here! If pears tasted like this, I'd eat the damned things. So, that's a plus. As the inhale starts the switch around, the bourbon washes over my tongue, giving that delightful sting and making me fall in love all over again. Then the exhale comes all over with the brown sugar and toasted notes that make this one hell of a decadent baked fruity dessert. Sweet shit, glad I'm vaping this and not eating it. I'd be gaining weight. This bad boy is for fruit lovers, people who like booze with their fruits, people who like booze with their sweets, and fans of just sheer sweet decadence. Utter friggin banger, easily an ADV. Nice one, Cokecan!
User: ObiWanCannoli Score: 5 Entered: over 3 years ago
Damn fine recipe. I love pear so this was right up my alley. My bottle didnt survive the steep period but it doesnt matter to me because it was awesome right off the shake. Well balanced, creamy, caramelized, boozy, fruity, magic. Well done man I will be mixing this up again. Also, I added 0.5% of Pear SC and it worked well.
User: Smoky Score: 5 Entered: about 4 years ago
First pear vape iv enjoyed. Mixed up 30ml without trying it first and have no regrets
User: Reldof Score: 5 Entered: over 4 years ago
Very tasty! this shit is bomb. recommend getting Shape up pear by Molin Berry and add ad 3% it really boosts this shit to the next level!
User: hyperlite310 Score: 5 Entered: over 4 years ago
Perfectly balanced! With most recipes that use 9 flavors i can't pick up all the notes due to balancing issues, but not this. I can taste each flavor and they all are making sweet sweet love here. If you are looking at this and are like "shit I don't have HS Ice Cream," add it to your next order. It adds some complexity and works to get rid of VBIC's off notes. Thanks for this banger cokecan........ you coward.