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Dean 'Beefcake' Taylor was born in the sweltering heat of July 1981 to parents who were startled by his uncommon good looks. His childhood passed idyllically in the lush Lincolnshire Wolds where he frolicked gaily with his peers.

Such beauty and nubility can be a curse and coupled with a keen inquisitive mind, his teenage years were fuelled with angst. He slipped into a spiral of despair, listening to the Manic Street Preachers and reading Satre, before Rik Mayall came to him in a dream and gave him the mental 'chinese burn' he needed to come back out of his shell.

He has dipped his toe into many hobbies and pastimes over the years: angling, amateur dramatics, bread baking, and of course he was the seventh best hard trance DJ in the West Lindsay district. None, however, has he excelled in quite so thoroughly as the art of mixing e-liquids in which he is undoubtedly the finest proponent of in all of his village. Taking inspiration from such talents as the late Les Pickin who's YouTube content gave the confidence for his first mixes, and the joyously passionate foodie, Ainsley Harriott (whom he has a big crush on) he prefers the bakery and dessert based juices, especially well crafted dessert tobaccos. His witty if risqué notes which accompany each recipe release, earned him an army of literally 10's of fans before Chefs realised his potential, and along with their Sasquatch pal, Barry, they rebranded his work for a more mainstream audience.

Brave Pensioners, Hula, Artisan Tomfoolery, Cake Penetration, Hateful French Juggling Girls, Squirting Tongue Glands When You Yawn, 17th Century Pubic Thatch Art, Dennis Quaid, Yoplait Through The Ages, Bogtrotting.