(DISCLAIMER: Any similarities between Tony The Tiger and myself are purely intentional. Because, duhhhh...we're both like, tigers or something??)
When I heard what that two-timing, no-workin' couch potato of a husband said about me on ATF? I was like, "Oh HELLLLLLL no!"
Let me set this played out record straight once and for all:
For one thing, Tony did NOT fall into a deep depression because of Mr. Andy(aka Audrey) Snap(uses the "they"/"them" pronoun), Long Jack N. McCrackle, and "Pop" Meereally Hardson(though Tony would have the world believe otherwise!)!! That no-good "husband" of mine began a-drinkin' & a-druggin' with the massive profits from "his" cereal. And don't EVEN get me started on who TRULY came up with that damned recipe! Because I will REALLY start ripping skeletons from his closet if forced to do so!!
And now I'll once-and-for-all explain that "train" accusation my deadbeat ex-husband made about me. Because I can answer it with one damned sentence: It wasn't me. It. Wasn't. Me. And even if it was? Tony and that Cap'n (with that crunchy moniker) had been frolicking around in New York's gay bath houses wayyyyyy before I filed for separation and subsequently, divorce. That's right. I. Filed. And whoever files 1st is right folks. Well, to be truthful, whoever has the nicest boobs is right. And look at my boobs in that pic!! Meee-OWW!!
Additionally, he never killed any gnom...er, midg...,er, "height-challenged people". Puh-lease!! The only thing Tony managed to kill over the years was to kill "the mood" in our budjois('bedroom', for all of you not skilled in the French language).
I threw his butt to the curb because I could no longer tolerate the above behaviors, nor could I put up with him a-guzzlin' his hooch(and scratchin' his ball sack) on the sofa on our front porch(don't judge...we are from the South). And when he screamed, "Oh this is just GRRRREAT!! How will I be able to watch uncensored reruns of Family Ties out here??" I just slammed that broken screen door in his face and that was that. I was finally free of that no-good moocher!!
Or so I thought...it was awhile later when a friend sent me a screenshot of his libelous post on ATF. Let's just say this, if it's not true-I could sue that scheming prick for everything he owns(which at this point, is 1/2 of a moldy loaf of bread, old pizza crust crumbs between his Lazy Boy cushions, and sticky porn magazines [circa 1950]). So let us all see that supposed vid, Tony! If a video of me and those 3 'real' men exists? Prove it!! Pics, or the shit didn't happen!!
Tony was a lush when I met him, my friends! And with the success of his cereal, what do you think he became? I'll answer that question for y'all-he simply became a SUCCESSFUL lush!!
Anyhoooo, I hope that smarmy bastard thinks twice before calling me a whore in public again! Don't make me roast your nuts in public again fool!!
Love & Peace To All,
FLAVOR NOTES(because creative stories STILL are not considered cool anymore):
Okay. Let's start off with the addition of TFA Pie Crust. I dare you to take the lid off that particular concentrate, take a hardy sniff and NOT think it's the missing link in the magic that is Corn Flakes/Frosted Flakes! Go ahead. The rest of the class will wait.
The CAP Cereal 27/TFA Acetyl Pyrazine/FW Hazelnut is a pretty much 'tried & true' method of getting us started in the right direction to this specific malty, corn-like cereal flavor.
And then we come to...(insert sound effect of duhn duhn duhnnnn) the milk. My God, how I lovvvve milk! It's just so GRRRREAT(oops, sorry) on SO many daggon' levels. The temperature of milk, the texture of milk, and lastly, the TASTE OF MILK!!!! Thank Jesus I'm not lactose-intolerant because if I was? I would slit my wrists in a bathtub full of salt water and anti-coagulants, willingly bleed out & call it a day!
Again we have FA MERINGUE which we sometimes use to build 'milks'(okay kids, pretty much always we are using this concentrate to build milk. If it isn't included? The recipe just plain sucks and you shouldn't bother mixing it up!!<---hah! Just kiddin'. At least I think I'm kiddin'). Can I just add that-if FA Meringue was in the entertainment industry, it surely would be referred to as a "quadruple threat"), as it performs FOUR(unprecedented, I know!!) vital roles here:
(1)-the bridge that emulsifies our various creamy aspects together.
(2)-it provides a great foundation upon which to build our milk-like base.
(3)-the start of the sweet frosted sugary part of the flakes and/or bottom of the bowl of milk, and....ANNND??...okay, okay...there IS no 4th role for FA Meringue here. PSYCHE!! I lied(even though I was completely honest with Tony throughout our tedious relationship)!!
(4)-FA Meringue is of course, part of the milk. Oh wait. Okay yeah...there's no 4th part of its' role here. So in the entertainment industry FA Meringue would only be considered a triple threat. But still, a triple threat is way better than a single threat. And I'd bet mine & Tony's rundown trailer most would NOT argue that a triple threat is still better than a double threat. But I'm getting away from the notes here. Where the hell was I? Oh yeah...the milk part. OOO Milky Undertones In PG?? Well? You can't have a good "film-coating-your-mouth" milk without the 'ol undertone, now can ye? Only way you'll get THIS film out of your mouth is by brushing your teeth(all surfaces of your mouth, actually) and rinsing your mouth out with a generous portion of gasoline. WeeeeeHOOOOO! Boy HOWDYYY!
Oh yeah, FW Hazelnut also helps here with our milk and with that malty note which was no doubt started by the Pie Crust. Okay okay. So it's only a "double threat", that hazelnut. But we already agreed a double threat beats a single threat any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays!!
OPTIONAL(even though I find it pretty necessary):
1 drop WS23
1 drop Polar Blast
*Adding those 2 above enhancers to every 30ml of juice will make your milk a little more on the lukewarm side, instead of a hot vape. Go ahead! Add 'em and hot-diggety-do! Bob's your uncle(note to newbs: include at least 1 crazy British phrase to make all the UKers feel included)!!
VG Recommended 75%
Steep days: I vape it fresh. But it's better after(insert your own timeframe here, as mine hasnt even steeped a week so...it may suck). Really bad. Or? Not at all? Who knows? Hehe. Let's face it-we have a 50/50 chance here that it will be good. Or....bad, as I said!!
FOR THE BEST FROSTED CORN FLAKES CEREAL RECIPE & DESCRIPTION IN THE BUSINESS, GO HERE:
Thank you for your "blessing" on this, Steam!! This recipe would have never been born without your PERFECT original!!
A much BETTER version of my $100 Strawberry Custard
FA Premium Custard is the most realistic custard on the market, hands down. Where CAP VC is oftentimes too eggy and weird tasting(though I enjoy the HELL out of it), FA's version is perfection. TFA Ethyl Maltol is used here because frankly, EM does a better job at not only sweetening custards, but also performs double duty by thickening custards.
Recommended steep: 7 days(but good fresh)
Recommended VG: 80%
Please don't use this recipe for commercial gain
Enjoy this full flavored, heavy "sticky" caramel Pistachio RY4
You MUST use Health Cabin Caramel for this mix. It is the only sticky caramel on the market(imho) currently & is a perfect mate for TFA Double RY4! No ifs, ands, or buts!!!!
TFA Toasted Marshmallow adds a great toasted tobacco' nuance. TFA Red Oak...what can I say? It adds the perfect woody aftertaste that most RY4s lack. No extra vanilla flavoring was needed here, as TFA Double RY4 has that covered! CAP Sugar Cookie adds sweetness, as well as helping the TFA Pistachio with that roasted feel I was looking for.
2 week steep recommended
If you prefer your RY4 sweeter, you can bump up the EM to 0.75-1%
If you like it, review it. If you don't like it? Please be constructive and say why. Because through constructive criticism, other DIYers can learn. Thanks!!
Please don't use my recipe for commercial gain. Enjoy!!
...a damn good Sour Patch blend
Getting a "sour" taste thus far in vaping, is extremely difficult--if not impossible. But I tried using Sour Blue Razz(which also helped in making the Sour Watermelon seem "fuller" in flavor), Pink Lemonade and Fuji Apple(which also adds juiciness) in combination.
Well? It's a little bit sour "ish". But still not where I would like it. I tried using CAP's new Powerful Sour. but found it pretty useless. That said, I enjoy the HELL out of this recipe.
Recommended VG 65%.
Recommended steep: 6 days.
E-Juice Makers Oneshots
Please dont use this recipe for commercial gain...
Pistachio Cupcake with Cream Cheese Icing!
No substitutions recommended.
Steep anywhere from 2-10 days. I vape it fresh personally and find it best after the 5 day mark.
75% VG recommended.
This recipe was shared in good faith. Please do not use this for commercial gain. Thank you & enjoy!!
Caramel Apple blanketed in white chocolate & peppermint sprinkles.
This version is for those wanting a bit more candy cane than the original version that is at this URL:
Please don't use for commercial gain
What is a Christmas Apple? Imagine a crisp fresh apple blanketed with melted "sticky" caramel. If that isn't drool-inducing enough-dip that caramel apple into a pot of warmed velvety white chocolate. Finish by rolling apple gently in crushed candy canes. THIS, my friends...is a Christmas Apple!!
Health Cabin Caramel & Caramel Apple are vital to this mix. You CANNOT sub them out because frankly, there is NOTHING that compares! Health Cabin caramels, in particular, are used in many "older" popular eliquids. I would venture to say, Neckbeard's Nectar utilizes Health Cabin Caramel. That was my favorite RY4 "back in the day" and now I can vape it by making my own thanks to Health Cabin. This is one VERY underrated flavoring company.
Recommend 70% VG.
2-3 hour heat-steep, then vape away!!
If you prefer a bit more candy cane, try "Christmas Apple 2" which is also uploaded here:
As always, please don't use this recipe for commercial gain.
I've been working on this for quite awhile. It's based off of my own memory of what Space Jam's Starship tasted like. That juice was one of my favorites when I first started vaping. The custard percentage may look high(as the total flavoring also looks high). But trust me on this. It's a helluva good vape!
Can be vaped after a 2-3 hour heat/speed steep. I put mine in a water-tight ziplock in extremely hot tap water. Every 1/2 hour, I would replace the water when it cooled while shaking the HELL out of the juice bottle.
Best at MAX VG
Please don't use this recipe for commercial gain. Please don't post to other sites without permission. Thank you.
E-Juice Makers One Shots!!
A full-flavored Raspberry/Strawberry mix after 5-days steeping.
The Phillipine Mango gives this mix more body. Lemon Meringue makes it "pop". And Peach adds a layer of juiciness.
A tad harsh for the 1st three days. I steeped mine 5 days. 3 months in, still extremely flavorful.