I've always a been a fan of a custard cookie vape. My first experience with one came with the use of Sad Boy's Custard Cookie. I enjoyed it and still enjoy it to this day. My thing was that it's a bit one note. I wanted something unique with a bit more nuance, so I put together this rendition of a cookie custard. I call it Rational Gaze after one of my favorite songs by the band, Meshuggah.
I have a newfound love affair with Legendary Custard. It hits all the right notes for me in terms of creaminess, sweetness and mouthfeel. Couple it with OOO's Vanilla Marshmallow, it gets a kick of vanilla and body. Sugar cookie, JF cookie and JF biscuit make up the cookie note with sugar creating the thick mouthfeel, and JF cookie and Biscuit providing that crunchy cookie texture to round off the doughy feeling of sugar cookie it provides when left by itself in a mix. JF Cookie Butter is where I ventured to add a new twist on the custard cookie profile. Cookie butter enhances the creaminess further and adds a bit of a spice note to the layers of cookie and custard.
I've been vaping it consistently after a 10 day steep. I hope you enjoy.
Here’s another custard offering. It’s a simple mix with a beautiful complexity.
Legendary Custard made for a welcome break from my normal use of CAP, TPA and FA custards. I wanted something simple, yet full flavored and lingering in that treasured ADV territory, and I think I found it here.
Legendary Custard and Honeycomb make for a very fine combination. It’s a sticky sweet and flavorful delight with a rich aroma to boot. Sugar cookie and vanilla marshmallow help bolster the body of the vape and pack on a couple extra delicious notes.
This one requires a lengthy steep. 15-20 days minimum for it to all meld together properly. Enjoy. :)
This is a strawberry taffy offering. It’s a profile I’ve been chasing for a while now. After several iterations, I think I’ve finally settled on this recipe. Pink burst and JF sweet strawberry make up the bulk of the strawberry profile, with shisha strawberry lending a helping hand by providing a natural ripe strawberry accent on the backend. Salt water taffy provides a textural base by imparting a slightly chewy and thick mouthfeel with help from marshmallow. Vanilla swirl adds the smoothness and creaminess.
Sweetener is up to the initial mixer, but this is a candy and it benefits from it in the end.
Give this about a seven to ten day steep. I found the profile a bit harsh and muddled after a day. After a prolonged steep it starts to shine.
This is the Majesty Reserve offering of a strawberry custard accentuated by a shortbread/biscuit crumble. I’ve had many strawberry custards over my years of vaping and finally mixed one that suited my need for an ADV strawberry custard.
Named after one of my favorite (and admittedly deranged) historical figures, Countess Elizabeth Bathory.
I’ve taken on the task of producing a line of custards, which I’ve dubbed “Majesty Reserve.” This is the original and first of the line of custard based liquids meant to satisfy and appeal to all of my fellow custard heads.
This first liquid is meant to be a sweet, rich and creamy custard accentuated by the pleasant and enticing note of praline. Overall, I’m pretty satisfied with how it turned out. It satisfies my custard craving and I hope it does the same for you.
This definitely isn’t a shake and vape. Testing at ten days, the flavor was light. Testing again five days later and it’s starting to shine. The pralines give off a rich aroma and the custards with the sugar cookie provide a delectable, thick mouthfeel and scrumptious flavor. Enjoy!
Here we have a sweet and creamy toffee coffee ice cream. VT toffee ice cream makes up the bulk of the flavor with the FA Italian relax bolstering the notes with its cappuccino qualities. The two interplay in a way that both of their dark flavor qualities evolve and evince a harmonious range of flavor for the palate.
LB is simply the best vanilla ice cream flavor, in my opinion. VBIC is a close second now for me. LB vanilla ice cream creates the velvety, rich ice cream base with TFA vanilla swirl to add more of a vanilla punch along with VT warm custard to impart a slight buttery and eggy note.
VT milkshake base helps drive it all home by giving it a dense milkshake feel. I played with the idea of using a higher percentage but wasn’t sure how the malty notes that come out at a higher percentage would play with the already dark and bold flavors of the coffee and toffee.
Sweeten to taste, but I found .5% super sweet works well. It’s meant to be sweet and sticky. Feel free to add WS23 at .5% if you want the coolness of an ice cream/milkshake as well.
I hope you enjoy!
I named this recipe after a longtime friend of mine that I’ve affectionately referred to as “Pipsqueak” for the 7 years I’ve known her.
It’s a strawberry Greek yogurt. The base of the yogurt uses Liquid Barn’s Greek Yogurt as the foundation with supporting elements derived from FLV cream, FA meringue and Liquid Barn vanilla ice cream. FLV cream helps shoot the creaminess of the yogurt into the stratosphere while FA meringue helps sweeten it up, and Liquid Barn vanilla ice cream further enhances and drives home the dairy note of the yogurt profile. Overall, these elements create a yogurt profile that is incredibly creamy, smooth and tangy. This is the first recipe I’ve ever used LB’s Greek Yogurt and I found myself in love with it.
The strawberries used in the recipe create a mix of natural and candied strawberry elements that blend well with the yogurt.
Sweetener is always optional. My first batch I used .5%, and while tasty, felt it made the recipe a bit too sweet. .25% seems to be the sweet spot. No pun intended.
This vape is creamy. This vape is smooth. This vape is decadent. These three things ring true. Mix, steep it, vape it, love it, rate it. I hope you enjoy it.
After getting my hands on the necessary flavors to implement the beloved cheesecake trinity, I had an idea about throwing together something involving cereal and cheesecake. A frosted flake infused cheesecake came to mind but what ended up happening was something not entirely different, but something even better. The percentage of cereal 27 used infused the cheesecake base with something more akin to a combination of oats, nuts and honey. It created a luxurious blend that was both rich and decadent. FLV cream made it SUPER creamy, and shisha vanilla enhanced everything by giving it an enriching vanilla kick to create nothing short of what I could describe as a honey and oat cheesecake.
Who’s Joe? Joe’s a morning guy, but only after he gets his ‘nut. His donut served alongside a cup of cappuccino that is.
This is the first iteration of this recipe. The donut and cappuccino come through rather equally and delight the senses with a donut freshly dipped in a warm cup of cappuccino.
Straight up delicious banana pudding with a forward banana note and cookie finish.
I’ve never enjoyed TPA Banana Cream so LA proved to be the right choice with ripe banana. It, in conjunction with the custard and Catalan cream makes for a velvety smooth cream base. Vanilla bourbon amps things up a bit to further enhance the flavor value of the pudding feel of the vape while marshmallow creates a solid and impactful body/mouthfeel.
Cookie and biscuit make for a delightful cookie note even if the percentages are small. They're not overpowered by the banana at all and provide their own intricacies to the recipe to make it come off as a pudding with wafers sitting on top.
Sweetener is optional and up to the individual mixer. I use .50% here because it makes it all the more scrumptious. Enjoy!