This recipe is a Work In Progress.

It might be amazing, but its creator doesn't think it's finished yet.

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

The title of this recipe comes from the lyrics of the Beatles song " I am the Walrus".

This recipe was featured on thefogvlog Bangers - Custard episode. See the reviews here

See the new review here:

Another review from DDU here:

From the feedback - yes you can try JF Yellow Cake or OOO if you are avoiding fructose and you can use VT Butter Cream Frosting as alternatives. Even better possibly would be the OOO Vanilla custard cheesecake as this tastes like LA cream cheese icing but better apparently the original is still the best. Thanks for the awesome feedback and ratings everyone.

Created: April 22, 2018 (over 3 years ago)

% Vendor Flavor
(FW) Cake (yellow)
(LA) Cream Cheese Icing
(INW) Custard
(FA) Custard Premium
(DFS) Holy Vanilla
(CAP) Sweet Cream
(TPA) Sweetener
Total flavoring: 11.8% Steep Days: 14 Best VG: 70% Temperature: 0
This recipe is the property of lukeloop and released under the CC Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 license. You may not copy, derive or commercialize this recipe without following the terms of this license or the explicit permission of the creator.
User: rocky02852 Score: 5 Entered: about 2 months ago
TBH I’m not a big “Custard” fan, but if this is what a custard vape taste like , count me in! A full flavored custard / light fluffy cake with a sweet icing which fits nicely for my palate. My first thought was “Is it my birthday?” Outstanding!
User: Mowgli_Vapes Score: 5 Entered: 2 months ago
Excellent. It's all been said but make this as is. If you don't have all the ingredients then get them by hook or by crook. Thanks @lukeloop
User: BigCloud Score: 5 Entered: 3 months ago
Really great recipe. Bold creamy and full of flavor. Only beef I got with it is that after 5ml's I have to put it away because of it's overly richness. But still 5 stars because hey, I know what I was mixing up. Thanks for sharing
User: Dave84 Score: 5 Entered: 3 months ago
Name adopted from a classic Beatles song...RIP John Lennon Best custard ever mixed full of flavour, depth, mouthfeel and straight up orgasm in the mouth OMG what a perfect combination of the worlds finest concentrates blended together to create this unique custard. FULL of flavour, with notes of different creams and flavours perfected to create this true silky full mouth feeling custard. I'm a lover of desserts and custards but this by miles takes the palate to a place never before experienced. A true matter of matterness. Love this!!! Luke mate this is perfection
User: EdLee Score: 5 Entered: 3 months ago
This recipe is amazing. I gave it 4 weeks to steep and i was sold from the first hit. I had to use diyfs holy vanilla v2 and i used jf yellow cake but man.... this is so delicious. This one goes in rotation for sure. 5 stars for me
User: catwood Score: 5 Entered: 4 months ago
This is a 5 star custard, always have it in my stash.
User: wiredhatred45 Score: 5 Entered: 4 months ago
You're grandmother on your mom's side has a custard recipe passed down from generation to generation. On your father's side, a delicious yellow cake. You cut up chunks of that cake, and let them swim in a bowl of the custard, combining both desserts into a super dessert. That's what this recipe reminds me of. Fantastic creamy custard with a bit of buttery cake that tickles the palate. I knew from the shake that this would blossom into one of the best custard recipes ive tried, and I was not disappointed. Great recipe Luke! Will always have a bottle of this mixed up. 5 stars all day.
User: beeker Score: 5 Entered: 5 months ago
I am not a custard vaper. 9 times out of 10 I'll reach for a fruity, cold juice as an ADV. That should tell you how much I liked it hen I say I mixed it more than once, a first for custard-forward recipes. Thanks my friend,
User: Fidalgovapes Score: 5 Entered: 6 months ago
When its comes to custard this one is all you need .. For the first time in all the time i have Vaped I have a Custard in my daily rotation. When people ask me to make them a Custard i dont even bother with trying since I have this to be able to fall back on. Great Job You made a a custard lover out of me ...
User: Tanner Score: 5 Entered: 6 months ago
MTL approved! (70/30, 12mg, dvarw MTL V2) mixed 30ml of this recipe up around a week or so ago and its fantastic! Are you not a fan of custard vapes? doesn't matter this does not taste like a typical custard vape, its like inhaling actual custard! and not any old packet custard this is the best custard you've ever tried. Being an impatient oaf I tried this off the shake and it was pretty good, good enough for me to fill the tank up and not put it down. as the week has gone by the flavour has just got better and better. by day 5 this has really come together. its a thick, mouth-filling, creamy velvet custard on the inhale and a sweet flavourful vanilla custard on the exhale. This recipe completely coats your mouth in delicious custardy goodness. it has the mouthfeel of eating a bowl of the best custard you have ever tasted. I didn't realise you could accomplish texture with a vape juice but somehow this does, the cloud of vape in your mouth is like having a big spoonful of custard leaving the same film of cream and sugar you would expect from the real thing. I can't comment on the flavour after the 6 day mark as ive nailed the whole bottle. I have another 100ml steeping in my draw.... but who knows it may not make the full 14 day steep time!
User: Bex87 Score: 5 Entered: 6 months ago
This is by far the best custard I have tasted. Amazing flavour I never get bored of it. Thanks so much for sharing this recipe
User: cincinnatiking Score: 5 Entered: 6 months ago
WOW! I just tried this after 4 days. Without any doubt this is the best custard I've ever had EVER! I'm getting that wonderful creamy custard taste without it being too oily, buttery, or eggy like custards usually are for me. I keep thinking there's TFA Cheesecake Graham Crust in it. The way you layered these flavors is beyond my skill level and I have rarely seen it done this well. The mouth feel on this is so thick and velvety. It's like a silky waterfall of vape coming out of my mouth. It's so rich and creamy with the perfect amount of vanilla. I could gush all day about this recipe. This is something I will be mixing everyday to vape. I can't wait to see what a steep does to it. Well done my friend! Most of all thank you for sharing this work of art!
User: oldlukeloop Score: 5 Entered: 7 months ago
Perfection in a bottle.
User: Zildjian Score: 5 Entered: 8 months ago
DUDE, Dude you friggin rock. About 7 years ago I vaped this Custard called Custards Last Stand. Since that time for 7 years now I have been looking for a Vanilla Custard as good as that. My search is over thanks to you. It's only on a 4 day steep and I can already tell this is going to be my go to Vanilla Custard. I want to sincerely thank you. You ticked all the boxes perfectly. 5+ stars for you and this recipe. I assume your name is Luke. Well the force is definitely with you, young Skywalker
User: EyeMSam Score: 5 Entered: 8 months ago
I saw Dave's review and couldnt resist mixing this up. Granted i homogenized this, bit even with that a 2 day bloom brought this into a whole new appreciation for a deep, sticky, delicious vanilla custard with all the DAAP i could want. I mixed a 60ml of this and it was gone in those 2 or 3 days, something i rarely do. Top notch luke you killed it
User: ID10-T Score: 5 Entered: 9 months ago
It's Saturday afternoon and I'm waiting for the results of my COVID-19 test. I had to get tested 24 hours ago, because this lady at work gots the Rona. I don't think I have it. I don't have any symptoms, I haven't been within six feet of our own Typhoid Lisa, I always wear a mask outside of my closet-ass excuse for an office, I've used buckets of hand sanitizer. I'm not worried about the Rona. I'll tell you what I am worried about: Vanilla Custard Lung Disease. Maybe it's a real thing. Maybe it's like that Black Lung Disease that coal miners get, but waaaaaay tastier. Anyway, I go get the Rona test. They do an oral swab test. For that, you have to cough five times and then don't swallow until they're done with the swabbing. The whole time this woman in a hazmat suit is jabbing me in the tonsils with what feels like a sharpened stick, all I can think besides, "ouch!" and "hey, watch the gag reflex, lady!" is "holy fuckin shit, my phlegm tastes like vanilla custard, that can't be good." It's been at least 45 minutes, probably closer to an hour, since I last had the extreme pleasure of the finest vanilla custard recipe that has ever been created, Yellow Matter Custard, and my coughed-up lung gunk still tastes like delicious vanilla custard. That can't be good, right? I want everyone to know that if I turn up dead soon, it probably wasn't the Rona. This dude most likely killed me by making the custard to end all custards so irresistibly decadently wonderful that I couldn't resist continuing to indulge in it, even to the point of my lungs turning into sweet buttery eggy creamy vanilla goo and drowning me. If I die, Luke killed me. Punish him accordingly.
User: Joe73353 Score: 5 Entered: about 1 year ago
Absolutely delicious and it hasn’t even been steeped 24 hours!
User: Zugmaschine Score: 5 Entered: about 1 year ago
I vaped it in my Squape Emotion, MTL. Rich Custard, good taste, really delish. But on the exhale i get the dryness from Yellow cake and its lingering on my tongue. Edit: After 3 Weeks, that dryness is going. Top Recipe! Changed from 4 Stars to 5 Stars. However, good Recipe. Edit: Made a version with OOO Vanilla custard cheesecake. is also not bad, but by far not same good, like with LA CCI. LA CCI gives this recipe the zing, the thing what makes it special. My tip: Mix the recipe how it is! Edit: Today i have used 1% VTA Vanilla Buttercream Frosting, instead of CCI. Edit2: Works very well with VTA Vanilla Butter Cream Frosting. And also with WF Butter Cream Frosting. Its not better, but nice variations. İ will give Feedback.
User: KylezKloudz Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
Excellent job! 👍 This is one of the best custards out there! 😁 (And it's got the reviews to prove it) Great vanilla flavor and the yellow cake brings more depth and thickness to the table... It's downright delicious! 🤤 The only thing I don't like is that I only made 100ml to start 😢 if your gonna give this a mix make a LOT!!! Going on week 6 if the steep and it just keeps getting better and BETTER! This is the ONLY recipe that I've used CCI in and it tastes like CCI!!! Either CCI is a very long steeper it this recipe just brings it out... Either way is DELICIOUS! 👌👍👍
User: LaJuanaPipa Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.... It looks pretty nice. Update: It is a nice super rich custard One of the best here in atf. Great job man. Keep up with your recipe developing process and don’t pick the shit up on facebook
User: Daytimefrank1 Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
Mixed exactly as it’s stated. Allowed it to steep for a couple of weeks then destroyed 60ml in a few days. Rich, sweet, dense. Checks all the boxes.
User: DIYDownunderPippa Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
11 Days & I can't fault it. My full thoughts are here:
User: iDad Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
The best custard that I have tried - even off the bat it is great. Good balance and thick and creamy enough to my liking. Well done
User: MECH_MOD_RN Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
I am not a fan of the cap custard based mixes but I love Custard so when I found this mix I thought yeah I got give it a go. It is SOO well balanced, silky dense and it is CUSTARD not a pudding or some wanna be custard - yeah it is a steeper but honestly worth it . I can see where each ingredient has a role in this mix for sure and makes for the whole , On a side note: I am interested in seeing what VTA butter cream would do in its place of CCI - and if CCI is really a lynch pin for the mix since that is what probably needs the long steep - would be nice to see if it can be replaced with something that works but has a shorter steep. With that said - I am fine waiting for this and make a big old bottles!
User: stevenv84 Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
Wow folks what a wonderful custard and a great mix. Luke smashes out great mixes and damn tasty profile. Thanks Luke.
User: Stephan Score: 5 Entered: over 1 year ago
This is pure goodness... a well balanced, complex and satisfying vape!👍🏼 The LA CCI brings a magical zing to this custard mix. Unsure how CAP SC has eluded me for so long, but I've mixed this many times subbing FW Sweet Cream, TFA Sweet Cream, FLV Sweet Cream, and CCW Cream with all good results, but now that CAP SC has arrived, I'll see what the creator truly intended. Thanks for sharing your work, Mr. Loop.
User: bjorama Score: 5 Entered: almost 2 years ago
While this recipe has a decent amount of reviews, with over 2200 mixes and the phenomenal flavor I start to wonder. Easy 5 stars. Top Shelf. One of the best Custards I've mixed and I've mixed alot. Excellent job dude!
User: Nickevz Score: 5 Entered: about 2 years ago
Top class custard that could only be made better by dropping the CCI completely or replacing with VT VBCF, I’m a huge fan of putting bakery elements in custards to fill them them out and add a sweet eggy richness and FW yellow cake does that brilliantly... overall this is a really good custard and kudos to the creator, don’t be put off by the name it in no way reflects the taste of the recipe :)
User: thefogvlog Score: 5 Entered: about 2 years ago
Delicious, vapes like a commercial custard recipe - so would 100% recommend this. I think the CCI needs to be pulled back slightly, but that is personal taste preference. Well done!
User: Kelgar78 Score: 5 Entered: about 2 years ago
Great recipe, i recommend it
User: Eirini Score: 5 Entered: about 2 years ago
Great recipe Of a great man
User: Deetzz Score: 5 Entered: over 2 years ago
Definitely one of my Favorite if not my Favorite Custard in Rotation!! Very well crafted and complex Flavor Profile, This is not just any custard!! Perfect sweetness mixed as recommended, Thanks for this one! Now I can actually say I Like a custard :-)
User: RudeRudi Score: 5 Entered: over 2 years ago
One of the best, full & complex custards around!!! This multilayered masterpiece manages to encapsulate all the goodness a custard has to offer in a well crafted mix. I made it without the sweetener and it is spot on!!!! Well done!!!!
User: shakenvape007 Score: 5 Entered: over 2 years ago
You know I love my custards... With that said this is a overall fantastic recipe. The layering is on point. Each flavor plays well. Great body. The Fa premium paired with the holy vanilla work there magic where the inw custard brings that egg appeal creeping up to the texture and sweetness of the yellow cake. I can see why you used the tpa sweet cream and the cream cheese icing. need something to stand up to those bold custards and vanillas. Great choice. Well done!!
User: Marnu Score: 5 Entered: over 2 years ago
Very smooth buttery and delicious. Problem is I keep picturing a decaying dog when I vape this. It's a really rich vape, so it's not an amazing mental image.
User: Frin Score: 5 Entered: over 2 years ago
Let me put it this way.... got 2x500ml batches steeping. You have made a great custard recipe.
User: Benoz Score: 5 Entered: almost 3 years ago
Super eggy rich dense custard it all just works even after 4 days this is great if i was to get super picky like SUPER it may be a touch dry but that is nit picking at the highest level and may even be due to my nic. This has a great mouthfeel as well super thick in the mouth not to sweet but not bland well done wadyloops this is great and better than any vanilla custard i have made or tasted. 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ from me bro
User: SlashaLO Score: 5 Entered: about 3 years ago
This is an amazing custard. I love how CCI gives a super slight sour note, while giving sweetness and mouthfeel here. It plays well with the sweetness of everything else. Holy vanilla is one of my favorite vanillas and I think the almost natural vanilla does a great job here. It doesn’t take over; it competes with the yellow cake and custard very well and lends to a great balance of everything. Great mix!
User: Zeusagey Score: 5 Entered: about 3 years ago
this custard is sublime thanks for sharing! i have been trying to find a good recipe to use custard premium with for a while... this is it. I used sugar daddy at 0.5% instead of tpas sweetener and i added DFS holy grail ry4 , might try adding in fa lemon sicily next time round :)
User: Seakow Score: 5 Entered: about 3 years ago
Nothing fancy here. If you're looking for a straight forward delicious custard, you've found it. Thanks for sharing Wadeyloops. I feel like this would be a great base for a tobacco custard....may give it a shot next time I mix this.