The Secret Blend

Pulled from the secret vault and shared here with you with the promise you'll never let anyone know you ever seen it. Don't doubt the percentages or question the methods. This was a project that I've worked on with mad scientist fairies that I've held captive in my mixing room. This is the bakery dessert you've been wanting, no dreaming about at night, and wishing you could pull together. Four years in the making and I'm not going to tell you what it is, so you'll have to mix it and find out. When you've mixed it, don't share what it is, because this is a recipe only for those adventurous enough to try it out on their own. Your mission, should you choose to be brave enough to mix it, is to keep the secret and never let anyone know that you've found what you've been missing.