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A thick & creamy milkshake blended with sticky toffee and crushed cookies.
The milkske base comes with the compliment of @Freshepies and is, by miles, the best milkshake base known to man and alien alike. It is a thick and creamy vanilla milkskake and ticks all the boxes in the most realistic and indulgent milkshake department. Period.
FLV Toffee is what it says on the label = thick, sweet and sticky toffee. Used low, it works well and devoid of the fruity and funky off notes some pick up. It needs at least a week or so to fully shine, so be patient, it will just get better and better.
Salted Carmel boosts the Toffee just a tad by adding a buttery and rich caramel element which rounds the toffee off beautifully.
JF Cookie is my go to fresh, cookie flavour and sits beautifully in this milkshake. A tad of texture and caramel sweetness, inhered to JF cookie, compliments the toffee layer stunningly.
Let this baby develop for at least 7 days - 2 weeks best.
(DISCLAIMER: Any similarities between Tony The Tiger and myself are purely intentional. Because, duhhhh...we're both like, tigers or something??)
When I heard what that two-timing, no-workin' couch potato of a husband said about me on ATF? I was like, "Oh HELLLLLLL no!"
Let me set this played out record straight once and for all:
For one thing, Tony did NOT fall into a deep depression because of Mr. Andy(aka Audrey) Snap(uses the "they"/"them" pronoun), Long Jack N. McCrackle, and "Pop" Meereally Hardson(though Tony would have the world believe otherwise!)!! That no-good "husband" of mine began a-drinkin' & a-druggin' with the massive profits from "his" cereal. And don't EVEN get me started on who TRULY came up with that damned recipe! Because I will REALLY start ripping skeletons from his closet if forced to do so!!
And now I'll once-and-for-all explain that "train" accusation my deadbeat ex-husband made about me. Because I can answer it with one damned sentence: It wasn't me. It. Wasn't. Me. And even if it was? Tony and that Cap'n (with that crunchy moniker) had been frolicking around in New York's gay bath houses wayyyyyy before I filed for separation and subsequently, divorce. That's right. I. Filed. And whoever files 1st is right folks. Well, to be truthful, whoever has the nicest boobs is right. And look at my boobs in that pic!! Meee-OWW!!
Additionally, he never killed any gnom...er, midg...,er, "height-challenged people". Puh-lease!! The only thing Tony managed to kill over the years was to kill "the mood" in our budjois('bedroom', for all of you not skilled in the French language).
I threw his butt to the curb because I could no longer tolerate the above behaviors, nor could I put up with him a-guzzlin' his hooch(and scratchin' his ball sack) on the sofa on our front porch(don't judge...we are from the South). And when he screamed, "Oh this is just GRRRREAT!! How will I be able to watch uncensored reruns of Family Ties out here??" I just slammed that broken screen door in his face and that was that. I was finally free of that no-good moocher!!
Or so I thought...it was awhile later when a friend sent me a screenshot of his libelous post on ATF. Let's just say this, if it's not true-I could sue that scheming prick for everything he owns(which at this point, is 1/2 of a moldy loaf of bread, old pizza crust crumbs between his Lazy Boy cushions, and sticky porn magazines [circa 1950]). So let us all see that supposed vid, Tony! If a video of me and those 3 'real' men exists? Prove it!! Pics, or the shit didn't happen!!
Tony was a lush when I met him, my friends! And with the success of his cereal, what do you think he became? I'll answer that question for y'all-he simply became a SUCCESSFUL lush!!
Anyhoooo, I hope that smarmy bastard thinks twice before calling me a whore in public again! Don't make me roast your nuts in public again fool!!
Love & Peace To All,
FLAVOR NOTES(because creative stories STILL are not considered cool anymore):
Okay. Let's start off with the addition of TFA Pie Crust. I dare you to take the lid off that particular concentrate, take a hardy sniff and NOT think it's the missing link in the magic that is Corn Flakes/Frosted Flakes! Go ahead. The rest of the class will wait.
The CAP Cereal 27/TFA Acetyl Pyrazine/FW Hazelnut is a pretty much 'tried & true' method of getting us started in the right direction to this specific malty, corn-like cereal flavor.
And then we come to...(insert sound effect of duhn duhn duhnnnn) the milk. My God, how I lovvvve milk! It's just so GRRRREAT(oops, sorry) on SO many daggon' levels. The temperature of milk, the texture of milk, and lastly, the TASTE OF MILK!!!! Thank Jesus I'm not lactose-intolerant because if I was? I would slit my wrists in a bathtub full of salt water and anti-coagulants, willingly bleed out & call it a day!
Again we have FA MERINGUE which we sometimes use to build 'milks'(okay kids, pretty much always we are using this concentrate to build milk. If it isn't included? The recipe just plain sucks and you shouldn't bother mixing it up!!<---hah! Just kiddin'. At least I think I'm kiddin'). Can I just add that-if FA Meringue was in the entertainment industry, it surely would be referred to as a "quadruple threat"), as it performs FOUR(unprecedented, I know!!) vital roles here:
(1)-the bridge that emulsifies our various creamy aspects together.
(2)-it provides a great foundation upon which to build our milk-like base.
(3)-the start of the sweet frosted sugary part of the flakes and/or bottom of the bowl of milk, and....ANNND??...okay, okay...there IS no 4th role for FA Meringue here. PSYCHE!! I lied(even though I was completely honest with Tony throughout our tedious relationship)!!
(4)-FA Meringue is of course, part of the milk. Oh wait. Okay yeah...there's no 4th part of its' role here. So in the entertainment industry FA Meringue would only be considered a triple threat. But still, a triple threat is way better than a single threat. And I'd bet mine & Tony's rundown trailer most would NOT argue that a triple threat is still better than a double threat. But I'm getting away from the notes here. Where the hell was I? Oh yeah...the milk part. OOO Milky Undertones In PG?? Well? You can't have a good "film-coating-your-mouth" milk without the 'ol undertone, now can ye? Only way you'll get THIS film out of your mouth is by brushing your teeth(all surfaces of your mouth, actually) and rinsing your mouth out with a generous portion of gasoline. WeeeeeHOOOOO! Boy HOWDYYY!
Oh yeah, FW Hazelnut also helps here with our milk and with that malty note which was no doubt started by the Pie Crust. Okay okay. So it's only a "double threat", that hazelnut. But we already agreed a double threat beats a single threat any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays!!
OPTIONAL(even though I find it pretty necessary):
1 drop WS23
1 drop Polar Blast
*Adding those 2 above enhancers to every 30ml of juice will make your milk a little more on the lukewarm side, instead of a hot vape. Go ahead! Add 'em and hot-diggety-do! Bob's your uncle(note to newbs: include at least 1 crazy British phrase to make all the UKers feel included)!!
VG Recommended 75%
Steep days: I vape it fresh. But it's better after(insert your own timeframe here, as mine hasnt even steeped a week so...it may suck). Really bad. Or? Not at all? Who knows? Hehe. Let's face it-we have a 50/50 chance here that it will be good. Or....bad, as I said!!
FOR THE BEST FROSTED CORN FLAKES CEREAL RECIPE & DESCRIPTION IN THE BUSINESS, GO HERE:
Thank you for your "blessing" on this, Steam!! This recipe would have never been born without your PERFECT original!!
I have played with a fruity pebbles and milk recipe since I first started mixing, and have had some success and created a couple decent mixes in the past. But, they all seemed to be missing "something" I couldn't put my finger on it but it needed something else. This recipe is a spin off of one of my most recent fruity pebbles recipes. I added FE Lemon, replaced the strawberry with FA Juicy Strawberry and then upped it to 1%, Then..... I got the WF Vanilla Ice Cream in and decided to give it a whirl in my FP mix. And VOILA I finally found that balance and little "something" that was missing... I gave this one a short 1 hour warm bath, an over night steep uncapped, then capped to steep for 5 days. It is a creamy balanced fruity pebbles almost fruit loopy at times yummy vape. Give it a mix and let me know what ya think.. Hope you enjoy..
So many yummy Mango's available in the DIY scene now. I have many favorites, and favorite combos. I find which Mango works the best depends on the profile you are creating.
For this recipe, I used FLV Mango, definitely one of my favorite, for a realistic mouth feel mango. Paired with this, is WF SC Island Mango, which is very sweet and tangy, similar to a citrus note, which is a note I was aiming for in this recipe along with a mango, so they paired together very well.
VT Forest Mixed Berries is one of my favorite mixed berry concentrates. And added to this is a touch of lime using WF SC Lime.
To create the smoothie, I used my favorite greek yogurt FLV Greek Yogurt and OOO Creamy Milky Undertone
This creates a delicious creamy Mango forward smoothie. Mixed Berry taste on the back end of vape.
Feel free to add sweetener to your liking.
This is delicious off the shake; however, better after 3 days.
This is the only coffee drink that I will actually have as I really don't like coffee at all. White Mocha is lovely and put a dash of cinnamon in it and something magical happens. It's my Starbucks secret for you. I like even better in coconut milk.
This is really milky but very little coffee, so if you want more just increase WF Brazilian Coffee up to 0.75% or more to your taste.
Notes and details of this mix will be added shortly.
Enjoy, be queer & vape on.
4 fresh oranges, peeled.
2 cups ice.
1/3 cup milk (your preference – regular, soy, coconut, etc.)
1-2 tablespoons honey (or agave or your desired sweetener), if needed.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract, store-bought or homemade.
Day 3 - "To ME" this is a Orange Julius, from what I remember getting in the malls at the big city's in the 70-80's. I have not had one since then. At the moment I am getting a perfect Orange and Milk combo. This is a layered depth of flavors. I did try it the simple way, but it does not even come close to this, so much difference. Was worth the extra work. This is a ADV and I always keep 60 ml. of this in the cabinet. 3 days is good, 7 days is heaven.
Reporter: "Despite Tony being imprisoned, Tony's Revenge's sales have continued to rise, leaving a sour taste in the mouths of other cereal manufacturers....."
An arm rises with a remote from the couch to power down the television.
Cap grimaces, disgusted by the broadcast he'd just viewed.
The last year had been anything but easy. A failed marriage, Alcohol dependency, and now being forced to watch his life's work suffer to the likes of Tony the Tiger.
"That fucking animal," he mutters. "That half breed asshole thinks he's won, well..." He takes a long pull from his beer bottle, smacking his lips with a crooked evil grin. "I've got news for him".
He rises, grunting from the years of wear on his decrepit bones. He lumbers across the room.
Sliding newspapers across the kitchen table reveals a corded home phone. With little hesitation he snatches it from it's cradle. He immediately plucks away at the numbers on the keypad with moderate intensity, the same wry crooked smile pursed on his lips.
The line rings but perhaps half a second when the other side of the line answers with little more than a breathing sound.
"Hello", mutters Cap. "Are.. Are you there?"
"Old man." The voice on the line states, void of any sign of emotion.
"Yes," continues Cap. "I would.. Like to place an, an order."
"Sure." The other line states coldly. "What sort of infestation are you referring to?"
The old man smiles broader now, seething with malicious glee.
"A tiger." Cap says with entirely too much satisfaction.
The line goes dead. Cap stares at it blankly for a moment, the same malicious expression stuck to his face. Placing it back into it's cradle he lifts a paper from the table and brings it closer for further examination.
An article displaying a smiling Tony the Tiger is sprawled across the front, Cap's smile tranforms into a face taut with hatred.
"Say Goodbye," Cap seeths, "This is going to be grrrrrr-eeaaaaat." He laughs maniacally.
Milk // OOO Cream Milky Undertone, FA Meringue, LA Cream Cheese Icing, FW Hazelnut
Cereal // TFA Berry Crunch, CAP Cereal 27
Fruits // TFA Blueberry Extra, JF Strawberry Sweet