ABC 123: Awful's Basic Custard

i am tired of messing around with custards. i dont need complex vanilla depth. i dont need a variety of creams. i just want some G-Dang custard. dont you?

1% wf whipped cream (fresh) - a fantastic whipped cream if only for its separation, lends a wonderful creamy fluffy vanilla 2% fa premium custard - it says "premium" on the bottle so it has to be good right? 3% tfa vanilla custard 2 - man i love this stuff, its perfect and the entire reason for this mix, the vanilla is dangerously yummy and the custard is perfect

basically i got tired of trying to tool other peoples custards to my liking, mostly because i do not like inw custard very much. i focused on the elements i found necessary to me, and had a real hard think about the easiest way to accomplish that. why not a 1-2-3?

the custards combine to form a cohesive unit of delicious beige goop that wallops your mouth. whipped cream adds fluffiness and some amazingly long-lingering cream to think about. there really isnt much more you could ask for in a custard, and i dont see a reason to futz around with 10 different flavors (and inw custard) to accomplish what 3 could do just as well for me.

i mixed a lot of variations and was vaping a 30ml of what i thought would be the one but settled on this version after i burned my wick vaping the whole 10ml in a sitting. its a simple creamy vanilla daily driver that i honestly cant get enough of. i think something magical is happening between the tfa vc 2 and the wf whipped cream where the vanillas are becoming married and having children and living their lives happily in a little shire hut far from the evils of this world. their eternal joy and personal fulfillment lingers in my mouth forever, long after i set the mod down, and pairs well with my morning cup of coffee. most importantly, it scratches the itch that so desperately was begging for relief, and maybe youll like it too. vapeable after a week, but two weeks steep really lets this stuff shine sweetener is subjective :)

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