Reporter: "Despite Tony being imprisoned, Tony's Revenge's sales have continued to rise, leaving a sour taste in the mouths of other cereal manufacturers....."
An arm rises with a remote from the couch to power down the television.
Cap grimaces, disgusted by the broadcast he'd just viewed.
The last year had been anything but easy. A failed marriage, Alcohol dependency, and now being forced to watch his life's work suffer to the likes of Tony the Tiger.
"That fucking animal," he mutters. "That half breed asshole thinks he's won, well..." He takes a long pull from his beer bottle, smacking his lips with a crooked evil grin. "I've got news for him".
He rises, grunting from the years of wear on his decrepit bones. He lumbers across the room.
Sliding newspapers across the kitchen table reveals a corded home phone. With little hesitation he snatches it from it's cradle. He immediately plucks away at the numbers on the keypad with moderate intensity, the same wry crooked smile pursed on his lips.
The line rings but perhaps half a second when the other side of the line answers with little more than a breathing sound.
"Hello", mutters Cap. "Are.. Are you there?"
"Old man." The voice on the line states, void of any sign of emotion.
"Yes," continues Cap. "I would.. Like to place an, an order."
"Sure." The other line states coldly. "What sort of infestation are you referring to?"
The old man smiles broader now, seething with malicious glee.
"A tiger." Cap says with entirely too much satisfaction.
The line goes dead. Cap stares at it blankly for a moment, the same malicious expression stuck to his face. Placing it back into it's cradle he lifts a paper from the table and brings it closer for further examination.
An article displaying a smiling Tony the Tiger is sprawled across the front, Cap's smile tranforms into a face taut with hatred.
"Say Goodbye," Cap seeths, "This is going to be grrrrrr-eeaaaaat." He laughs maniacally.
Milk // OOO Cream Milky Undertone, FA Meringue, LA Cream Cheese Icing, FW Hazelnut
Cereal // TFA Berry Crunch, CAP Cereal 27
Fruits // TFA Blueberry Extra, JF Strawberry Sweet
|(LA)||Cream Cheese Icing|
|(OOO)||Cream Milky Undertone PG|
|Total flavoring: 15.0% Steep Days: 14 Best VG: 70% Temperature: 420|
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