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So a few years back late one night on my way home from an all night sesh on heavy drugs and alcohol I was brutally assaulted by a unicorn. Without warning this big,hench fucking thing pounced on me,whipped out his Johnson and unloaded a golden gallon straight in my face. I remember to this day licking my lips and thinking to myself....this ain’t half bad!!! I new one day after this brutal attack I would crave that unicorns piss more than anything else in my life. What’s a man to do?!? Of course I hit the lab and got to work.
CAP- GOLDEN PINEAPPLE - This has to be in there for its golden pissy like qualities,tart yet zingy a must have in dehydrated unicorn piss.
CAP - LEMON LIME - The piss had some serious zing to it, extremely acidic!!!!! I remember having straight heartburn for 6 weeks after this attack! This concentrate replicates it but on a smaller more manageable scale.
VT -FIZZY SHERBET - this is about as close to vape effervescent as your gonna get!! This does a great job of recreating the slight fizz I had occurring on my lips as that unicorn unloaded his bladder all over me!
FLV - LEMONADE - This is exactly where it needs to be, in this recipe supporting that acidic,fizzy piss. Yummy!!!!!! 🤤
FW - BLOODY ORANGE - as yummy as it may be on the night of the attack I remember tasting blood. Whether it was from my mouth or from the unicorns kidney stones he told me about I guess I’ll never truly know. I put this in there anyways.
FW - SWEETENER - yes, this unicorn had some pretty seriously sweet piss and I guess that’s why I got so hooked on the flavour because it definitely wasn’t from the smell of his cock!!!!!!!!
Please share my experience and leave your comments for me to read. Hope you all enjoy it. Much love fuckerz 💙
Derived from my Zestyberry Burst.
I give you the same deliciousness but way Juicier and more tasty!
Give this a go if you enjoy Blackcurrants or sweet red berries
Adjust sweetner as you prefer, but I chose SS where its at to match what I was tasting in the gum.
Lime and Lychee infused Custard. The Vanilla Bean Gelato is more of a Vanilla flavor than a Gelato flavor. FA Custard Premuim is by far the best custard flavor on the market. I know that it is a difficult flavor to get your hands on so it can also be replaced with TFA Vanilla Custard or CAP Vanilla Custard V2. They do their jobs quite well as replacements.
Let it steep for about 7 days and you should be good to go! This is going to be my ADV, its damn good!
Hop on the bus with this dead simple banger, well suited to mtl and possibly even pods.
Grape loves citrus, and when it comes to fruity, zesty, and cool its hard to discount CAP lemon lime. Here it provides citric brightness while helping to tame the grape side of things a bit. Just a touch of gr.... I mean lemon Sicily helps emphasize the lemon lime, turning this jam into call and response territory.
Speaking of grape, the dark star here is a double whammy, with tfa grape juice and inw grape rounding out that purple profile perfectly.
Truckin right along the middle, flavor wise, is a ripple of the other one, vanilla swirl. Tying the rest together with rich vanilla sweetness it lends some flair and body.
Me and my uncle both agree that this mix is best with some cooling, so ws23 was happily added, though choose your own path for best results.
Thanks to the lemon Sicily, this is a shake and vape approved recipe, so ain't no time to wait. Thanks for putting up with my lame Grateful Dead references if you've made it this far!
A fresh citrus raspberry soda for y'alls!
FLV Citrus Soda & CAP Lemon Lime acts as the soda base. I'm not sure if I'm imagining but I feel that the citrus/sprite taste gives you somewhat of a fizzy feeling. It's also just enough % so that it gives a good contrasting flavor to the berries, without overtaking them.
INW Raspberry: At 0.75% this flavor is amazing, just enough to get that bold sweet raspberry flavor, without becoming floral.
FLV Boysenberry: Just a touch of this fantastic flavor is enough to give the raspberry more body and a sweet syrup-y taste that you expect a soda to have.
TFA Dragonfruit: This works as the emulsifier, bledning all these flavors together to a unified soda.
INW Cactus adds some wetness and complexity to the whole mix, it also helps tone down the bright citrus notes a bit. The first days you might feel a slight taste of it (not bad imo), but it will be much less over time.
WS-23 is optional, but I like my sodas COLD! Personally I use this at 1%, but I put a lower percentage so that it doesn't catch anyone by surprise, as it can be quite overwhelming if you are not used to it.
i did another hops mix, it took a few nights of tinkering and shit, but it turned out nicely and i'm honestly over trying to nitpick some nuances. mix it up if you like green fruit shit or something a bit weird. there wasn't any real thought behind this, i am not trying to replicate anything real, just wanted to add a bunch of shit i like together. here's the amalgamation of that. notes below.
flv yakima hops - it's at a high percentage here, but don't let that deter you. you'll hardly taste it. it gets buried in all the fruit. what it does at this percentage is create some weird, funky, earthy, dirty depth to the fruits involved. that's about it. if you like pears or apples, this will appeal to you, and the hops will just bring some extra shit to the party.
inw lime / cap lemon lime - using inw lime here to just bump up the citrus notes from cap lemon lime, while also adding some extra tartness to the mix overall. the use of pear in this mix really sweetens this shit up quick, so the extra boost of bitter/sour from inw lime was necessary. cap lemon lime is just something i ain't used in ages, and i forgot how good it was as a base to recipes such as this. nothing crazy going on with thought process on this.
tpa pear / fa pear - obviously i've been doing this combination, in different percentages, for a long ass fuckin time. i decided to go opposite to my norm here though, as i wanted that crisp realism from tpa pear to stand up front. i'm just using fa pear in this to add some juiciness to the hops, and help give some dimension to the sweetener. easy.
fa fuji - at first, i was using inw anton apple in place of fa fuji, however i wasn't getting the apple bite that i wanted from that. granted, i know inw anton is a powerhouse of a flavor, but fa fuji can't be muted as easily by the other flavors. that's pretty much it. i wanted apple notes, this is how i got them to stay in the mix.
cap super sweet - this is kinda optional. i don't think it's entirely necessary, but i think that it does help negate some of the offensive notes you usually can pick up from yakima hops. without the super sweet, i was noticing just a touch of unpleasant vegetal flavor on the back end of this mix. it seems that adding the super sweet prevented that. and hey, i'm a cuck now that likes using sweeteners.
steep time - this is really good day one, i honestly think it's best off a shake. everything stays fairly separated and it feels brighter off the shake. it's still solid after a few days, i haven't had a bottle last longer than three days, so i can't say much about its longevity. but whatever. mix it in smaller batches, vape it quick.
alright that's it. mix it if you want or don't. i haven't dropped anything new in a minute and i like this one so fuck it. enjoy.
IMPORTANT: CAP Lemon Lime's gravity (g per ml) by default is way above what it should be. If you mix by weight, mix CAP Lemon Lime as 1g = 1ml.
CAP Super Sweet is optional.
VapeWild doesn't add cooling, but 2 drops per 30ml of WS-23 works well if you're into that.
No steep required, shake and vape!