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So a few years back late one night on my way home from an all night sesh on heavy drugs and alcohol I was brutally assaulted by a unicorn. Without warning this big,hench fucking thing pounced on me,whipped out his Johnson and unloaded a golden gallon straight in my face. I remember to this day licking my lips and thinking to myself....this ain’t half bad!!! I new one day after this brutal attack I would crave that unicorns piss more than anything else in my life. What’s a man to do?!? Of course I hit the lab and got to work.
CAP- GOLDEN PINEAPPLE - This has to be in there for its golden pissy like qualities,tart yet zingy a must have in dehydrated unicorn piss.
CAP - LEMON LIME - The piss had some serious zing to it, extremely acidic!!!!! I remember having straight heartburn for 6 weeks after this attack! This concentrate replicates it but on a smaller more manageable scale.
VT -FIZZY SHERBET - this is about as close to vape effervescent as your gonna get!! This does a great job of recreating the slight fizz I had occurring on my lips as that unicorn unloaded his bladder all over me!
FLV - LEMONADE - This is exactly where it needs to be, in this recipe supporting that acidic,fizzy piss. Yummy!!!!!! 🤤
FW - BLOODY ORANGE - as yummy as it may be on the night of the attack I remember tasting blood. Whether it was from my mouth or from the unicorns kidney stones he told me about I guess I’ll never truly know. I put this in there anyways.
FW - SWEETENER - yes, this unicorn had some pretty seriously sweet piss and I guess that’s why I got so hooked on the flavour because it definitely wasn’t from the smell of his cock!!!!!!!!
Please share my experience and leave your comments for me to read. Hope you all enjoy it. Much love fuckerz 💙
Continuing the Nancy Pelosi Theme of the evening from Fresh From the Kitchen, after a little ATM, Pelosi hits the clubs to "Feel The Music".
My Re-Mix of Pony on Acid. If you're looking for a legit version I'd probably run all Capella.
Took some ideas from Folk Art's Rudloph on Acid, but ran it more towards something I'd enjoy for myself.
This recipe starts with a yogurt base. For this we took @EdibleMalfunction yogurt base and cut it in half. It was a bit too strong for this. I was going for a tropical smoothie. Inw Pineapple adds the fresh pineapple and the Cap pineapple give that more canned pineapple taste, combined they are pineapple magic. FA Kiwi just fit and I really wanted a Kiwi Pineapple smoothie. The TPA marshmallow adds a touch of sweetness and fluffs this up to make it a bit more smoothie like. Coconut accent and a light WS-23 really makes the yogurt/smoothie pop. Shout out to @eyemakepizza for encouraging me to mix this and the DIY_eJuice discord to get me mixing more often!
Mixed Live with Fresh and Friends on 3/23 .
Wanted three scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with fresh ripe mango chunks and pineapple tidbits. Tastes more like that ice cream with fresh mango puree and crushed canned pineapple, but I'm happy with it. I'll call it a work in progress and see how it steeps out.
Swiped The Trinity Vanilla Ice Cream by Eyemakepizza; it's a deeply satisfying shake and vapeable vanilla ice cream base and I never thought to change it.
VT Shisha Mango and FLV Mango. Muah! Perfection. Ripe sweet mango right on top.
The pineapple part was a bit trickier. WF Pineapple Candy is a flavor I opened for the first time today and haven't tried as a single flavor. It smells like a kinder, gentler TFA Pineapple. But I remembered that one of the first things I ever made that I liked when I started mixing was a pineapple ice cream that was mostly TFA Pineapple and Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, with a little marshmallow to soften that sharp pineapple. I was advised to use it between 2 and 3% and back it up with another pineapple that would give it some body because it's a bit thin. I first tried it at 2.5% with 0.75% FLV Pineapple, but it tasted like pineapple candy in my ice cream, with some bits of underripe banana as well. This version with the Pineapple Candy down at 2% and swapping out the FLV Pineapple for CAP Golden Pineapple worked much better. I love it so much I set off my smoke alarm sucking it down greedily.
Don't hesitate to give the Trinity Vanilla Ice Cream a try, let Eyemakepizza know what you think, and pile your flavorite fruits or other ice cream toppings on it.
Inspired by Lilt. I came up with this last autumn, when I wanted summer back in my life, but it’s taken a fair few iterations to get it balanced.
The Aurora is here to add a little carbonated zing to the profile. You could alternatively sub in FW Pink Champagne around 1% for a similar effect, but I like the brightness that Aurora brings here.
Everything else should be self-explanatory. The pineapples offer the main base, playing off the tart grapefruit from Inawera.
It’s good off the shake, but I recommend giving it 4 days for everything to settle together.